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 	Breadwinners_Episode_1 	 			  
(The episode starts at the Swamp Pad, where Breadwinners sleeping as the morning comes. The clock starts ringing and beeping, SwaySway crushes it and wakes up Buhdeuce.)
SwaySway: That's the alarm Going Beep, Beep, Beep. Time to Wakey Wake, Get on your Feet!
Buhduece: Okay, I'm on my... [falls to the ground] Ugh! Face!!!
SwaySway: What a Great Day to be a Breadwinner? Whether you're an Expert or a Beginner.
Buhduece: "Sway-- Ouch! uh... SwaySway A little help here!" Sway-- Ouch! Uh... SwaySway, A little help here.
SwaySway: Down, Down, Down, 2 Ducks Going Down. Into the Bread Mines Deep Underground.
Buhduece: Are we There yet?
SwaySway: No
Buhduece: Are we There yet?
SwaySway: No
Buhduece: Are we There yet?
SwaySway: No
Buhduece: Are we There yet?
SwaySway:Put on your hat and Grab yo axe. Now off we go...
SwaySway and Buhduece: ...On the Bread Mine Tracks!!!
Buhduece: Oh, Boy. Wedgie in my butt crack!
P.A. system computer voice: Keep your Hands in the cart at all times! Remember, safety first in the bread mines.
SwaySway and Buhduece: Ow!!!
SwaySway: No rocks, no stones, no dirt no granite just tons of bread make up this planet.
Buhduece: Mmm, this planet tastes good. [he eats a bread] Nom, Nom, Nom!
SwaySway: Jelly-Filled Alfalfa.
Buhduece: Rainbow Confetti.
SwaySway: Look, up there.
SwaySway and Buhduece: Huckleberry Spaghetti!!!
SwaySway: HolyWheat!
Buhduece: Lumpernickel!
SwaySway: Bubblegum Rye! So much Bread!
Buhduece: Uh, Is that a Monster Eye?!
SwaySway and Buhduece: Aaahh! Wheee!!!
SwaySway: We got no Breaks!
Buhduece: We're Going too fast.
SwaySway: Hold on tight. We're Gonna Crash!!!
Buhduece: where are we?
SwaySway: Somewhere between lost and totally lost.
Buhduece: ah bubble nuggets! now we can't to be home!?
Bread Maker: perhaps I can help.
Bread Maker: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeah!
Bread Maker: Greetings my crow friends
SwaySway and Buhduece: wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Bread Maker: Don't worry, I will not kill you with a knife or eat your intestines and have blood drip from my mouth.
SwaySway: Ok?
Buhduece: That's seems really gruesome!

  

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